From amusement to inspiration we’ve got you covered with the following cleaning quotes. And no we don’t mean a $139 quote for your 2 bedroom home. If that’s what you’re seeking then look here. Otherwise, enjoy!
“My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.”
– Erma Bombeck
“You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.”
– Cecil Baxter
“Have nothing in your home that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.”
– William Morris
“Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.”
– Unknown
“A man thinks all dust stays outdoors.”
– Ernest Vincent Wright
“Dear small line of dirt that won’t go into the dustpan…I hate you with every part of my soul”
– Unknown
“Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.”
– Margaret Culkin Banning
“Sweeping only moves the dust somewhere else.”
– Marty Rubin
“Actually spending ten minutes clearing off one shelf is better than fantasizing about spending a weekend cleaning out the basement.”
– Gretchen Rubin
“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes”
– P.J. O’Rourke
“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”
– A. A. Milne
“Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.”
– Marcelene Cox
“A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners.”
– Irish Saying
“The objective of cleaning is not just to clean, but to feel happiness living within that environment.”
– Marie Kondo
“This mess is a place”
– Unknown
“You know what would make house cleaning way more fun? A maid.”
– Unknown
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
– Erma Bombeck
“Happiness is a freshly cleaned house”
– Unknown
“If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies."
– Phyllis Diller
“The trouble with living alone is that it’s always your turn to do the dishes.”
– Unknown
“Cleaning and organizing is a practice not a project.”
– Meagan Francis
“You know that feeling when you suddenly want to clean the whole house? Yeah, me neither”
– Unknown
“The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning”
– Unknown
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don’t do it.”
– Unknown
“There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.”
– Quentin Crisp
“Mise en place”
– French saying, Everything in its place
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
– Phyllis Diller
“Dirt is only matter in the wrong place.”
– Henry John Temple
“My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it”
– Unknown
“Mum says it’s her house but when it’s time to clean, it magically becomes my house too.”
– Unknown
“I’m going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking and spraying everything with windex”
– Unknown
“If you want to improve your life immediately, clean out a closet. Often it’s what we hold onto that holds us back.”
– Cheryl Richardson
“I like hugs and I like kisses, but what I really love is help with the dishes!”
– Unknown
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